Jake

Jake Tyler Martinez, also known as the Soda God, is an unknowable anomaly in space-time, some sort of amalgamation of Carbonated origin, made only to absorb all soda-pop and non-bloomers to expand a seemingly horrifying goal of genocidal conquest to create one unified galaxy, ruled only by Jake.

Appearance and Character
A chubby, Hispanic but Caucasian-looking man that with short hair but poofy hair that usually wears his denim jacket, customized with pins. Often seen with food or a cola can in hand due to his soda addiction and gluttony. He isn't the brightest crayon in the Darkc Unts, but there's definitely been worse.

Jake is an eccentric man, often called the "weird one" or considered a freak of nature. However, he is eccentric (mostly) within reason or for his own comedic reasons. He hates people with a unusually high ego, and will often try to lessen their ego through mocking to a normal standard point if said becomes annoying. Same goes for low ego, he hates seeing bois sad unless he deems that they deserve it. That being said, he will come off as egotistical at times to prove a point, but he considers himself balanced in truth. He will admire his good traits and make fun of his bad ones.

Jake is often easy to anger though if one were to fuck up or be dumb enough to do so, in his eyes. He believes that people should only act a certain way, and will become angered if they act any way that he would deem retarded or asshole-ish. His flaw, one of them at the very least, is that he will call himself Judge Jury and Executioner, no matter what anyone else says. He is a strong believe in Imperialism, and will conquer every world and collect as much gamer girl piss as needed until the galaxy is unified.

On a final note, he is one sarcastic boi. He will often jest, poke fun at people or jokingly irritate them to heighten their friendship or just for his own comedic value or to make them laugh. He has no filter and will go through most means to accomplish this, save for targeting personal issues.

Passive- Irritable
If Jake is angered by another person, all stats are temporarily increased by one rank, rage lasts longer by 20% of normal duration.

Cola Drink
Jake drinks a cola, enabling him to be more energized and gives a big stamina boost.

Gargantuan Burp
Jake let's out a gigantic burp, pushing all corporeal entities within a 10 foot radius in front of him back by 50 feet.

Reanna Pass
Will immediately bypass any activity by hanging out with his friend Reanna.