Trovoy

Professional thicc boi. Saved by Peter Dinklage in the battle of Blackwater. Lover to the mother of dragons and demigod of fertility and wine. Victor of the battle of Tim's vs Uggs. The keeper of the polos. Overseer of cloth aka "step yo shoe and cloth game up." Freshest in the universe.

In the days of old, there was a child being born and he came out with not gray tims or white tims but PURPLE tims. This child was feared by the rest of the children because of his attentiveness to the fashion of his people. His people would eventually helped him discover something great because their lack of fashion sense. By the tender age of five tears old, he discovered in the Harambe mountains that a new kind of cloth existed. The Ralph Lauren cloth! The spirit of a beautiful ape guided him to the new cloth of the ages. There he would learn that his mother was not impregnated by his father but Ralph Lauren just like another story about a girl who was impregnated randomly *wink wink*