Mike

Mike, also known as "Hawktrain13" by his 2 middle school friends, is a Cyborg Ninja and elite warrior of the Darkc Unts.

Appearance and Character
Mike is a black haired, pale man with a robot eye that's really cool like terminator and robocop.

He has the frame of a tall person, but is average in height.

Mike is often deadpan and irritated at Xela and Manwap retarded shenanigans and David's sexual deviance, but often holds his annoyance inside, and expends it when playing Mortal Kombat 11 and fighting enemy cyborg ninjas in Neo-Nihon.

Abilities
Arguably one of the most powerful anime characters, Mike is the wielder of Bodnar's Bane, and a master gamer. He is exceptionally fast, and an excellent swordsman. One 300 year old japanese bystander once said "Nani?! He is like shiny white devil Miyamoto Musashi!". Though Mike didn't understand (nor care), every weeaboo instantly realized how powerful Mike truly is.

Tendies
With Mike's mastery of the ninjutzu teachings, he is able to rapidly attack a persons nervous system cutting at the tendons.(300% Damage) This immobilizes the target and causes bleeding over time damage(50% DOT). He is especially good at this after the target is turned into a chicken.