Luke

Luke A. "the Bod" Bodno is a deity of the ancient times, A power and rage developed over sucha. long time, it will soon resurface and destroy all humanity and banano bread.

Who is this Funny Fella?
Luke A. Bodno is the most powerful male in the Darkc Unt universe. He has a power that is immeasurable, and a wisdom so great, he sounds fucking dumb.

Appearance and Character
A hulking, herculean figure, Luke is a physically imposing figure; if not for his strength, then for the aura of absolute unitry that this man possesses is truly enough. He has a dirty blonde hair and crystalline eyes, with powerful muscles all around.

Luke is a gentle giant however. Despite holding a power that can turn even the most skilled warriors into dust, rivalling the power of a red star (possibly a black hole), he is sweet and caring. He has a soft spot for children and retards, and protects all of them against the forces of evil.

He loves Banana bread and is one of a few beings to survive David's Coffee and Daniel's Lean.

Abilities
Luke's strength is the stuff of legends, and is secretly a master of Greco-Roman wrestling and Boxing. However, his favorite martial art is the Way of the Stick.

Wrestling
Luke's grappling abilities are intensely powerful; once you are in his grasp, you cannot break free. Luke was known to crush Heracles' spine in a wrestling match in Ancient history. He got better.

Boxing
The Bodno Boxing Gloves are a relic of a time-misted era- whether from too far from Man's memory, from another era of beings, or even a previous time loop, the Bodno Boxers have been with Luke's lineage since the Bodno name was first smithed in the anvils of time. To see Luke, arguably the most powerful Bodno in recent history and meta-history, use these gloves is truly spectacular - and utterly cataclysmic.

Way of the Stick
Perhaps the weakest of Luke's martial arts, the Way of the Stick is an art form that was invented the moment

Luke found a stick and uttered,"'I'm gonna pick that stick up'"And thus, the martial art that cavemen of the Paleolithic era adopted, that would evolve alongside its

masters, would culminate in Bushidō, Swordplay, HEMA, and every known swing-related combat style known to man.