Xela

Xela is a godlike shitposter

Appearance and Character
Xela is an average height, average build human with crackhead features, including long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a scraggly beard.

He is one of the most retarded Darkc Unts in the realm, often saying things so fucking stupid,

Xela is, however, also very friendly, and always looking to have his friends in a good mood.

Abilities
Xela is not much of a fighter, however, he does use his shitposting abilities to infuriate even the most non-butthurting characters in the entire anime.

He, like David, uses GFuel, though has less experience in the art, as he began using it in season 3.

Passive: Bigg Bread 🍞
Xela gets that 🍞, 20% discount at all stores

Bigg Fucc
Xela will shitpost and raises morale for his allies and debuffs his foes (+10% for every stat for allies) (-10% for every stat for foes)

Bigg Support
Xela will sacrifice 15% of his attack rating and heals an ally for 30%

Bigg Bless
Xela will go on his hands and knees and get a blessing🙏 from Jah, Raise everyone critical rate by 20% in a 10m radius

Spotlight, uh, moonlight, uh Shawty look good in the moonlight

 

Stats
Notes: Despite his lack of rage, he sure can infuriate everyone